Funny Quote Pens
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Based in Dubai. Trusted since 2015.
Delivery Options
Delivery Options
*Free Delivery on orders over 120 AED (3-5 Days Delivery). 15 AED on orders under 120.
*Next Day Delivery on orders - within MAIN DUBAI only 35 AED.
*Same Day Delivery on orders placed before 11 AM within MAIN DUBAI only 50 AED. (Not available for doormat orders)
Pick your favourite funny quote pen — perfect for desks, notebooks, offices and gifting.
Choose from:
Hold On Let Me ChatGPT This
Please Hesitate to Reach Out
Pointless Meeting Survivor
Professional Overthinker
That sounds like a you problem
This Could’ve Been An Email
Please Annoy Someone Else
Powered By Poor Decisions
Mistakes Were Made. By You.
Price: 15 AED each
Retractable pen with phrase printed on one side. Choose your design and quantity before adding to cart.

